Cheetorrhea

Severe to moderate diarrhea, usually very painful, brought on by the excessive ingestion of Frito-Lay's Flamin' Hot Cheetos brand of puffed cornmeal snacks. Symptoms are similar to generalized diarrhea, however sufferers have reported a distinct rectal pain associated with known instances of cheetorrhea, which has led some to classify it as its own unique class of diarrhea.

If this constant cheetorrhea doesn't stop I might have to switch to a new brand of cornmeal snacks.

Boy, did I have some flamin' hot cheetorrhea this morning. I should really try to avoid eating the entire bag next time.