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Chemp

To chemp - to experience the sensational feeling when entering a woman.

I chemped last night.
Chemping is the best feeling in the world.
That was some top quality chempage.

by Chris North January 14, 2008

83๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chemp

A person who has the stereotypical "crack-head" voice. Can often be found asking for 27p for the bus to get to the hospital to see their "dying mother".

There's another chemp up ahead, just don't make eye contact.

by DefinitelyNotBin May 23, 2020

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chemp

To vent frustration by riffing creatively about a situation. This is not the same as kvetching or bitching, though it is a form of complaining. A good chemp is funny. The person or people who chemp or listen to a chemp walk away feeling that the situation still sucks, but at least they can laugh about it.

"Yes, I know the IT department is a black hole. I just didn't realize that I could pick up the phone, dial the IT department, and experience first-hand the joy of talking to an incoherent piece of quantum string. I didn't realize that when unobserved they are alive and dead simultaneously, like Schrรถdinger's cat. And I did not know that attempts to manage them or check on their progress resulted in a perfect example of the Quantum Zeno effect."

It was ok when you were chemping, but now you're just bitching.

by Capnstomock February 5, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


chemp

A body of liquid or small puddle of mysterious and uncertian contents.

1. Eric you have some chemp on the corner of your mouth.

2. Scott noticed a disgusting puddle of chemp in the corner of the mens bathroom at the truck stop.

by Heilix May 25, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


chemps

affirmative word meaning "yes"

Miguel: are you going to the party tonite man?
Marco: CHEMPS, I am!

by Jeremey D October 25, 2006

3๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


CHEMPS

Single Source of legal CBD-Products in the EU www.chemps.de

CHEMPS.de is a brand focussing on selling legal CBDmed Products

by CHEMPSCBD December 12, 2019


Chemp

A person who does not eat cake or ice cream

I baked Mike a cake for his birthday and he wouldnโ€™t eat it because he doesnโ€™t like cake. I took him out for dinner and ordered ice cream for dessert, but he doesnโ€™t like that either. What a chemp.

by sandyycee September 7, 2023