chi-hugger

A still and placid insect (or other) that causes minimal disturbance whilst it finds any part of a tree to hug* with its tiny feet, arms, or other. Eg: a cicada

*bugs, not drugs 🤣

"These chi-huggers could put hippies to shame. They sit here all day and never move."

"You are such a chi-hugger"
"I know I am, and I'm not afraid to use it, they help me breathe."

"He was holding his cup of coffee for hours like some chi-hugging cicada that sits on the side of a tree."