chicken-bearding

Attempting to pick up a member of the opposite sex when the chance of success is 1 in a million ("So you're saying there's a chance?"). For example, your buddy gets rejected by an out-of-his-league hottie at a gas station while his friends laugh at his chicken-covered-beard.

Having departed KFC after drunken spring break binge, your buddy gets laughed out of the gas station after attempting chicken-bearding.

DIRTY CHICKEN BEARD

THE EXCESS SKIN HANGING DOWN FROM A WORE OUT MUCH USED VIGINA RESEMBLING THE APPEARANCE OF A CHICKEN/ROOSTERS LOOSE DANGLING BEARD. SLANG FOR LOOSE VAGINA.

MARY STRIPPED NAKED AT TODDS PARTY SHOWING EVERYONE HER DIRTY CHICKEN BEARD JUST BEFORE SHE SANK THE BOAT IN THE POND.

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DIRTY CHICKEN BEARD

THE EXCESS SKIN HANGING DOWN FROM A WORE OUT MUCH USED VIGINA RESEMBLING THE APPEARANCE OF A CHICKEN/ROOSTERS LOOSE DANGLING BEARD. SLANG FOR LOOSE VAGINA.

MARY STRIPPED NAKED AT TODDS PARTY SHOWING EVERYONE HER DIRTY CHICKEN BEARD JUST BEFORE SHE SANK THE BOAT IN THE POND.

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