Chocolate Coated

This refers to an object of value or utility that has been generously smeared with fresh feces, especially as an act of revenge.

Philo: "Oh, man - some poor asshole woke up the whole campsite this morning,... he was crying out, 'Aw FUCK! Oh, NO! I don't believe it! FUCK, no!' ...It turned out someone had chocolate coated every inch of the outside of his tent."

Phineas: "Whoa, and you're not actually talking about chocolate, are you... ...that's some harshly fucked up shit!"

Philo: "Exactly! I don't ever want to meet whoever it was he pissed off."

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Chocolate coated cashew

When a female sexual partner excretes feaces onto a male partner's testicles then proceeds to nibble on the area.

"Shazza gave me the nicest chocolate coated cashew last night".

"Suck on my chocolate coated cashew".

Chocolate-Coated Banana

The sexual act of performing anal sex, and pulling out after you cum to find your dick is covered in a thick layer of shit.

Boyfriend: Oh no babe! You gave me the chocolate-coated banana! (Runs to the bathroom)

Chocolate coated ginger

A ginger that's dyed their hair brown

usually still has the telltale signs of gingervitis even after dying their hair

You heard? Morgan's dyed his hair!
What colour?
*sniggers* BROWN!
Oh dear... Chocolate coated ginger

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Chocolate Coated banana

When having sex, the guy pulls out and jizzes all over a girl's face, then proceeds to take a dump on her face. The white jizz resembles the banana and the shit resembles the chocolate.

Andy was having sex with Pauline when she screamed out "I need a chocolate coated banana!"

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chocolate coat of arms

1. To shit on another's chest.

2. The act of exiting fecal matter from ones anal cavity upon another's chest. Usually a women's big busty tits.

Becky, have you ever had a chocolate coat of arms?

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Chocolate coated banana bender

A variation of the original "banana bender", but with a chocolaty twist of Brookdale chocolate ice cream topping drizzled on top, hence the name chocolate coated banana bender. Unlike the original you do not need a massage chair for aid of insertion as you have the topping, acting as a lubricant.

Person 1: What did you do last night Tom?
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.

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