choiche

Choices are called ‘choiches’ if they are presented to you, but
1. you actually don’t have a choice at all, or
2. it doesn’t matter which one you choose because they’re all equally bad.

There are so many choiches …
It seems that I have a choiche.

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choich

as in 'Church'. A place of worship for some.

'Loike, I'm off to choich!'
'You don't go to church!'
'Yes I do.'
'Oh.'

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Choich

A derogatory term. Can be used to mean anything appalling. This word is the new "Fuck". Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.

"Quit being a choich" (noun)
"That is choiching stupid." (adjective)
"You choiched me" (verb)

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