(Pronounced: choh-nee) -noun-
Being weird, lame, an idiot, a douchebag, and/or just some kind of guy that has no chance in hell with any respectable girl because of how he presents himself.
"Wow, that jerk is such a choney. I can't believe he's trying to talk to you."
"Look at that choney over there, doesn't he know that frosted tips aren't cool anymore?"
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undergarments - specifically underwear. "choneys" is supposedly spanish for underwear.
I'm wearing the blue and yellow choneys tonight
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A cute furry unique creature that is overly fond of sleeping, makeup and is high maintenance
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When your girl or mail order bride will only perform oral sex on you by spitting a mouth full of saltwater while your underwear are still on.
Hey bro I heard your wife gives a good brine choney?
Only if you're married to her.
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The nappy wet mark on a Ladie's panties from being turned on Sexually.
"Oh Johny, you're gettin' me so wet I gots my Choney Stained"
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A very good looking girl.
It is a reference to a cheese coney from Sonic. You want to put your coney in her buns. Shorten Cheese Coney to Choney.
That girl is a Choney! I want to get with her!
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