cluestick

An object either a) being or b) resembling a stick.

A cluestick is used to beat the clueless into submission until he, she or it gains clue.

Also known as a "clue-by-four" and closely associated with the "Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool" LART

Billy took a cluestick to the face after his computer brought down the network with a virus that came with his latest pr0n

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