conservajizz

Both literally and metaphorically a conservajizz is any conservative that is in the habit of slurping up Putin's excess jizz or sperm that oozes out of Trump's flabby old asshole. Metaphorically this could represents all of Congress. Taken literally this would mean Paul Ryan...

REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN: Hey Paul Ryan, are you going back to work on the Health Care Bill?
PAUL RYAN: No... Putin is over at the Trump Tower tonight packing Trump in his asshole so I thought I'd 'conservajizz' instead...

REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN: Wonderful. Any chance I could lick whatever spunk you don't swallow?

PAUL RYAN: Nope! I'm a tight ass punk kiss ass bitch and I want all of Putin's shit stained jizz that drips out of Trump's anus for myself.

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