Cookie rape

Where you force a cookie in someone's mouth to make them shut up.

Kiki please cookie rape Bob he won't shut up.

Chocolate Rape Cookie

The result of mixing delicious chocolate chip cookies and date-rape drugs.

Guy 1: Hey, I heard Kristen's gonna be at that party.

Guy 2: Oh yeah? Are you gonna ask her out?

Guy 1: Don't need to, I've prepared some chocolate rape cookies.

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