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The man who will single-handedly bring One Direction back together.
James Corden has known the One Direction boys since day one. It is of large speculation that James will kidnap the boys and bring them back together (including Zayn). Don’t believe me? Watch any One Direction related content on The Late Late Show With James Corden channel on Youtube and one of the top comments will always be relating to James kidnapping and reuniting them.
Random Person: James Corden is the worst talk show host, he’s not funny, he’s not cool, he’s not attractive and he was in Cats the Musical. Enough said.
Directioner: Don’t disrespect him! That man will reunite One Direction! JSKOWNDKWJSB!!!
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A brilliant guy, anyone with this name is an automatic inspiration. Everyone strives to be like him.
OMG, we’ve got Mr Corden next!!
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"Hey, did you know James Corden was in that shitshow musical 'CATS'?"
"Yeah, it was the highlight of his career"
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An Un-Treatable Medical Condition where the sufferer is in denial of two severe mental conditions, resulting in self-obsession.......
These are :
a:) Being Clinically Obese
b:) Thinking you have a sense of humour, to the delusional point that you have convinced yourself you are an Hilarious Comedian, albeit a Clinically Obese Un-Funny Hilarious Comedian.
Symptoms include being Fat and Totally Un-Funny, eating all the pies and loving the sound of your own Fat Squeaky fat-ass voice.
Long term prospects are not good for any person you come into contact with.
Only known cure: Tear up your Equity Card and get back to working in McDonalds where you belong Fattie..!
Stacy: 'Gavin, you Fat, Un-Funny Talentless Bastard, Victim of 10 years of a UK Labour Government, why did you give up your job at McDonalds?'
Gavin: ' I'll tell you why M'fanwie, I am James Corden and because I am under the illusion I am a Funny Fat-Ass Toss-Monkey, when I'm not.... Innit! Plus there's nothin' wrong with bein' the only Gay in the Village!'
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An unfortunate occurrence where an area or room becomes inaccessible due to a certain portly 'comedian' standing in the entrance and or exit routes.
Gary: Hey man, you gonna go check out the buffet?
Frank: That's a no can do on that one, that area's been Cordened off.
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1. A face-morphed photo of James Corden and Barbie
2. The most iconic Twitter group chat
Did you see the Barbie Corden fancam? It’s so hot.
Bethy: who's James Corden
Fabio: He's the son of Bombero so basically Jesus
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