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How Americans, 6-year olds, and other illiterate people say “couldn’t have” because they have not yet understood the basic English language beyond a second grade level.
I couldn’t of done that.
“Of what?”
Huh? I said ‘couldn’t of’ are you dumb?
“…”
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Usually follows “Imagine ___.” Can be replaced by, “can’t relate.” A subtle way to make fun of something someone does. Can also be used to tell someone what you’re doing.
teacher: max, please move to the front row, away from your friends.
bella: imagine being moved to the front row, couldn’t be me.
//or//
bella, calling max: imagine being in school right now, couldn’t be me.
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ellie : wow she’s so good at art!
carly : couldn’t be me, i suck at art
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When an individual says something out of the ordinary, possibly erotic, homosexual, or suspect, and you choose not to identify with that individual by saying the phrase.
John: I ate her ass after she shat and didn’t wipe; I got some chocolate and ass last night
Me: What in the goddamn fuck? Couldn’t be me.
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When you wake up from sleep & your loved one is not there! You search for them and cannot find them.
I became sad when I couldn’t find you!
The only correct way to say “I can’t”
“Can you come over tomorrow?”
“Yesn’t, I couldn’t not not”
Sorry, we couldn’t find: a scenario of you getting a girlfriend