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Crappist

"Crap-Pissed" is a term for Artists who have art that Sucks... Bad. Is correctly used describing artwork that is often simple, ridiculous, ugly, and often is rainbow colored and looks like it was made by a 3 year old practicing drawing with crayons; Not artwork that you don't like or disagree with. This means that if you think Rembrandt's art sucks, he is Not a crappist but rather you don't like his art, while 95% of the art that you see in Velvet Buzzsaw at the art-shows (that are not done by the old man) would all be Crappist 'work'.

Real artists should get credit for real work that has skill and talent, but not a Crappist.

Girl: "Hey did you see that ridiculous and stupid blue balloon dog sold for 58 Million dollars?"
Guy: "Whoever bought that loves crappist art and has crappist taste, and must also be insane."

Bro 1: "Hey did you see that rainbow-blob painting in Velvet Buzzsaw, at that art show?"
Bro 2: "Yeah that crappist almost made me have to change my pants!"

Friend: "Dude, look at that picture on the wall. It's just a blue circle from Office Paint, and he's selling it for 149.99!"
Any Sane Person: "What a crappist."
Friend: "Buy it dude, we'll cut it out and make a collection of crap art like that guy who collected noses from famous paintings in that movie."
And Sane Person: "Not even for free, man! God, it's just horrible!"

by MCPKG October 19, 2019