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The art of getting laid on Christmas
Step-sister: do you know what crima is
Step-brother: yes
a night where middle aged people can get shit faced or make irrational decisions which may affect family members
last crimas my parents were so fucked
What you say waitress instead of merry Christmas
"I really enjoyed the food! Merry crimas
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the boy ive had a cruxh on for 6 months
friend: whose your crush
me: jay crimas
friend: ...
a guy that will never lose his virginity i think
hey vehicular manslaughter (crimas) did you seggs moes yesterday