crimate

a law breaking monkey

jim: who stole my banana?
paul: don't look at me dude, it was probably a crimate.

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Crimatism

The combination of authoritarianism, autocracy, democracy, and republicanism under the rule of law being that nobody is above the law except God and only God.

If a person who believes that they are God and they were to conquer the whole world and establish a new system of government and governance they could, should, and would mould their society into a system of Crimatism.