croan

to moelest a black squirrel hang it from a tree and set it on fire while its alive

i would never croan squirrel thats just sickening

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croaning

A) The act of thoroughly washing ones testicles.
B) Bathing specifically for the purpose of washing testicles.

Could also be seen as the male equivalent of "I'm washing my hair", as it can be used as an excuse or obscure rejection.

Sam: Hey man, wanna come down the pub?

Tom: Nah, can't dude I'm croaning tonight.

(I croan, They croaned, He is croaning, You are a croaner)

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Mr Croan

Mr Croan, the leader of the monkeys in Africa (e.g areeb), and the God of Humans, is the most hairy being in the universe. He is renowned for pulling 10/10 8 year old latino baddies, and is a certified gangster. He is married to the famous Lizzo, and his children include Aladin, Pablo Escabar, Osama Bin laden, and Daanish the Indian Demigod of Shit.

His ability includes-

Slowing down time (Croan is God)
Endless talk (cheats)
Hair shield (hax)
Camping the back of the classroom (teleportation)

Croan has a temple located in Madagascar dedicated to preying to him, as he is 3rd most powerful God out of the God of Love, Ms Kapetis, The god of Wealth, Saul Han, the God of the Sun, Mr Pillay, the Goddess of Annoyingness, Ms Lu (The weakest out of all of them) and the God of Beauty and Charm, Mr Lu.

Mr Croan swallowed me using his armpit hair