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When you feel so removed from this mortal plane, you might as well be a crocodile. You're crocodillic.
This crocodillic maths ia man....
When a guy goes down on a girl but is looking up at her while he is doing it, so all she can see are his eyes, like a crocodile poking its eyes out of the water.
"He kept crocodiling while going down on me and it totally ruined the moment because I couldn't stop laughing."
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When a guy goes down on a girl and all she can see is his eyes from her point of view.
There was no Crocodiling the entire time he ate my taco.
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The crocodile is when a person puts their thumb, index finger and middle finger into a woman's cooter, while at the same time sliding their ring and pinky fingers into her pooper. It's basically the next generation of the shocker (two in the juice, one in the caboose)...but it adds a little more pleasure to the spocker. This method of pleasure is named the crocodile because once the fingers go their directions, the hand resembles a crocodile with it's gaping maw.
For some reason, I've been giving out a lot of crocodiles lately...guess all those shockers we gave out in the 90s really loosened things up for The Crocodile to proliferate
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Speaking another language in front of another person who is speaking Esperanto
We were having a nice conversation in Esperanto, but then he started crocodiling me with rapid-fire Spanish.
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When a guy gives oral to a woman while sitting on his face. When all you see is the eyes just like a crocodile in a lake.
Damn baby tonight I want you to sit on my face while I do the crocodile on you.
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An animal that could've killed Steve Irwin until a stupid stingray decided to do it instead.
(Sometime in 2003)
Steve Irwin - As you can see, this ferocious crocodile is showing some aggressiveness, crikey!
(On the morning of Monday, September 4, 2006)
Steve Irwin - That motherfucking stingray just stung me in my chest with its poisonous barb! Thanks to all my fans for a wonderful life that shouldn't have been taken away so abruptly.
(Steve Irwin dies soon after he's pulled out of the water)
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