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The act of being stoned.. and drunk.. at the same time “cross-polled” for short
Klim: Hey! How was last night?
Kathleen: Oh man! We were suckin down beers and smoking so much kush! We were so cross-pollinated! I was so cross-polled I agreed to peg my husband.
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The act of having unprotected sex with one partner and then, without showering, having unprotected sex with a different partner, thus transferring the residue, juices, and secretions between the two parties either with or without their knowledge.
Gentleman 1: "Last night I had sex with Amber and this morning I had sex with Brittany. I didn't take a shower in between."
Gentleman 2: "It seems as though you've cross-pollinated...well done!"
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During vaginal intercourse, the penis is inserted into a woman's ass and then inserted back into her vagina; therefore, the penis takes the shit from her ass and gets it into her vagina.
Rick was so drunk the other night that his cock slipped out of what's-her-name's vagina and he put it in the wrong hole--her ass. After she complained, he put his dick back in her vagina and finished up. She got a yeast infection because that’s what happens when guys cross-pollinate.
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When you introduce a friend from one group to a friend from another group, and they become autonomous friends, no longing requiring your services to hang out. Not necessarily a bad thing, but can be disastrous if left unchecked.
Dude 1: Dude, did you hear that Joe was hanging with Jane now?
Dude 2: Yeah dude. I introduced them a week ago and they don't even call me to chill anymore. Serious cross-pollination.
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When picking your nose, you pick the left nostril, then you pick the right nostril (with the same finger), transferring a booger from one nostril to the other.
When picking my nose, I was Cross Pollinating and accidentally put a booger in my other nostril.
Through Cross Pollination I accidentally put a booger from my left nostril into my right nostril.
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To expell flatulence directly onto the skin or clothing of another person.
He lifted the small redneck behind his back and soiled his uniform using the cross-pollination technique.
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Cross pollination occurs when, during a threesome with one male and two females, the male has anal sex with one girl and then puts his penis in the other girls mouth. He then puts his penis in that girls ass and then into the other girls mouth.
John is having a threesome with Jane and Crystal. He puts his penis in Crystal's ass then into Jane's mouth. He then puts his penis in Jane's ass and then into Crystal's mouth thus causing cross pollination between Jane's ass and Crystal's mouth and Crystal's ass and Jane's mouth.
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