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This is a cross between crochet and and riding a crotch rocket. Just make sure you hit the balls!
Man, you were so awesome at crotcheting yesterday, I still feel the burns.
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Becoming angry over something most people would ignore.
Getting unusually angry over something stupid.
That dude became crotcheted over a hair color he didn’t like.
One might ask what set his crotch ablaze or put his panties in a bunch but I much prefer asking what got him crotcheted.
(crot-SHAY) a large piercing in the genitalia with a crochet hook. Crotch, of course, refers to the area of the genitalia, and a crochet hook is used to turn yarn into fabric. It is similar to a knitting needle but may be larger and will have tortuous hooks on one or both ends.
A local craft shop saw a mysterious rise in the number of crochet hooks sold. All was explained when the craft shop owner visited the local body piercing studio and saw an artisan crotchet the young ladies labia.
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1) a note that lasts 1 beat when reading a music sheet.
2) a woman blows the mans penis as if it were a brass instrument on the tip until it's dripping with saliva like the end of a trombone (for example) after an orchestra performance.
1) "He played the piece very fluently and didn't leave a crotchet out of beat."
2) "Oh Yeah! Gimme the Crotchet!"
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1. Verb To knit, a style of knitting.
"Mary crocheted my sweater."
2. The combination of crotch and rocket
1. "Mary crocheted my sweater."
2. "Oh my god! Look at that guys huge crotchet! That thing could blast a hole through my bedroom wall!"
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an old woman that lassos men's penis with a crocheted lasso.
look at that old crotchet, she's got a good haul today.
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Its that thing where you take leftover Thanksgiving turkey gravy and pour it on your dick and then a girl sucks it off while you whistle the Davey Crockett theme song.
Mike: What'd you do with your leftovers bro?
Ted: Gravy Crotchett
Mike: Nice dude