Crunting

Term for cricket
Hunting

Lets ask Braden how his Crunting went last week!

It’s crunting season bois

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CRUNT

Somebody that is both being cranky and a cunt at the same time.

What is wrong with you? Why are you acting like a crunt today?

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crunt

A marginally acceptable form of the word "cunt".

Highlighted by a joke involving a teacher applying for a new job. The principal asks her name and she says "Miss Franny". "Ooh, I don't think I'll remember that" says the principal. "It's easy" says the teacher, "just think of Fanny with an R". The teacher gets the job and the next day when the principal is introducing her to her new class he says "Children, I'd like you to meet your new teacher... Miss Crunt!"

For all the bemused Americans - "fanny" in Australia and Britain means "vagina", not "butt".

I'm having an absolute crunt of a day.

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Crunt

Crunt is the word used to describe arrogant cricket players. It is the combination of the word 'cricket' and 'cunt.' South African cricketers a mainly the biggest crunts but a lot of English cricketers a massive crusts also.

Crunts usually think that being a 'crunt' is a good thing, it is not.

Harry and Bradly are so outrageously arrogant that everyone thinks they are crunts now.

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crunt

Used to describe a woman when "cunt" just isn't strong enough.

Marc:"My friend Kevin worked two jobs to support his wife while she was in Grad School, and as soon as she graduated, she left him for another man."
Me:"Man, what a crunt!"

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Crunt

When your vagina is too dirty to be a crotch or a cunt, you are a CRUNT.

You are a crusty CRUNT.

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crunt

Not to be confused with the gooch, the "Crunt" is a rear view of a naked man's ballsack dangling between his legs.

I got mooned yesterday and got some crunt action.

Becky: "Dammit Ted, when you mooned my friends they got a prime view of your crunt."

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