Cummitment

A man's or woman's state of not being able to be committed to someone mostly for his/her "sexual" reasons.

Lisa: I really can't understand him. He just doesn't want to marry me. He always says he has a commitment problem.

Jordan: Mmmm. I know what kind of a "cummitment" problem it is.

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cummit

a streakingly fast blaze ball of jizz.

Susan:"Look honey a cummit."

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cummitting

to cum in ones own hand (forming a mit with your hand to prevent drippage) and procede to shake hands with another person. usually performed with random members of society.

"Davy , I need some commitment."

"Sure Lesly, i dont have a problem with cummiting."

*The unfortunate break-up occured some time later*

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CUMmit suicide

"CUMmit suicde" is the name of a sex position in which a girl that is allergic to seamen gives you head... then dies.

Last night me and this slut accidently did the 'CUMmit suicide' It's gonna be an awkward funeral

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cummiting suicide

When you bust a nut so mighty that it kills you.

“Where’s Joey?”
“Oh, he’s cummiting suicide.”
“Oh damn.”