1) A disgusting, disaster of a vagina.
2) An utter cluster fuck of a calamity, usually involving a number of females.
1) I removed Susan's trousers to discover a cuntastrophy.
2) The result of the wrong turn I took at the gym, the one which led me into the girls rugby team's shower room, was a horrifying cuntastrophy.
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The act of eating a used condom out of the vagina after the woman had an affair.
Last night I went down on Debbie and had a dirty cuntastrophy.