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Cuntcaking

When a man (or woman) takes a piece of cake or a cupcakes and smears it inside a girls vagina then attempts to eat everything out of it, leaving no residue.

Jack: Hey Bro how was Anna last night?
Lucas: Oh it was so fucking hot, I was cuntcaking her to 3 am
Jack: Wicked Bro!

by MagicManOfMagicPersonalities May 7, 2015


CuntCake

1. Someone who is being a bitch
2. Someone who is defending person #1

3. Serve when he is rushing me

The instructor that failed me on my test was being a dumb Cuntcake.

Serve, don't be a Cuntcake.

by Fuqnfancy December 4, 2015


cuntcake

Tasty dessert, akin to hair pie, or cake. Can be used as a term of affection. Derived term from cunt and cake, also a pun of bundtcake.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

I've been watering at the mouth all day at the notion of your Mother's fresh cuntcake!

by T. J. October 30, 2003

89๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


CuntCake

The act of being a major cunt followed by the word cake just to make the word cunt seem mildly good.

person 1: "you're koolaid taste terrible"

Me: "fuck you to cuntcake"

by TaylorMcdreamy April 26, 2011

29๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


CuntCake

A fuckin' badass.

Jamie, You are such a CuntCake!

by jamiejellyfish. August 1, 2009

37๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cuntcake

Brian 385

Brian at 385 is a lazy fucking cuntcake.

by Steven 314 February 7, 2020


Cuntcake

derogatory variable of "sweet bitch"

That desperate housewife bitch is such a freekin' Cuntcake, I could slap her.

by Joey60 October 16, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž