cuntract

being in a relationship; having a girlfriend.

Hey Mike you coming to the party tonight? Jimmy's bringing some girls that are down to party. Why you offering me this? You know I'm under cuntract.

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cuntract

A cross between cunt and contract, generally used to express the only reason a particular loser would get some:

She hooked up with Ben? Damn, what kind of cuntract did she sign?

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Cuntraction

The act of contracting, when it applies to STDs gotten from women.

I think I may have cuntracted brosyphilis this weekend from Allen's girlfreind. This is a most unfortanate cuntraction.

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