Cynonari

One of the most (possibly) hinted ships in the game Genshin Impact, even some of the voice actors ship it.

Person 1: Cynonari is a very cute ship!
Person 2: Ifkr!!

cynonari

an extreme rational phobia of the famous (but highly invalid) genshin impact ship, cynonari. people that think this ship is entirely okay, deserve 32 years in federal prison.

the fact you think someone as incredible, gorgeous, outstanding, manly, satisfactory, charming, sincere, compassionate, humane, kind-hearted, gentle fellow as cyno can even survive multiple minutes breathing around something that's as derogatory as t*ghnari clearly need intense mental help.

t*ghnari could NEVER pull someone as amazing as cyno, let alone breathe his air. girlies its cynos world, and were just living in it </3

honestly, if you think about it, t*ghnari is literally wasting oxygen. his only purpose is to feed the mutated fish at the bottom of an extremely polluted river with his dead body.

(this is a joke pls don't murder me)

person 1: hey!! ♥ do you ship cynonari?

person 2 (the rational one): kys.

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