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An island cocktail served in a tall glass. Over ice add one part spiced rum, equal part ginger beer. Garnish with a lime wedge. Black Seal Rum or Pussers are fine choices.
A lush tropical breeze caressed my feet, lazily propped up on the railing separating the beach from the bar. Over my shoulder I winked at the bartender who soon brought me another Dark and Stormy.
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During sexual intercourse, when a partner blinds you with their hands while simultaneously making thunder noises with his or her thighs.
She gave me a dark and stormy last night. It was fucking awesome! But now I think I have pinkeye.
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Tom Selleck is dark and stormy which means he is handsome and very hairy.
I needed a tooth pick after getting caught in his dark and stormy crotch.
The greatest concoction known to mankind. Making the island of Bermuda famous, the Dark 'n Stormy is made up of Gosling's Black Seal Bermuda Black Rum, and Barritt's Bermuda Stone Ginger Beer. Any other rum or chaser strips this drink of its title. The drink is enjoyed best floating somewhere off of Bermuda's coast.
Ay don, this hur is dee-lishous. Vat is it?
Bie! das a Dark 'n Stormy!
The greatest way to start any story ever regardless of what it is about
It was a dark and stormy night. Me and Jim were driving when......
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An alcoholic beverage and variation of the iconic Dark and Stormy cocktail, which replaces ginger beer for an IPA or heffeweizen. It is also known as a 'small craft advisory.'
"When I'm vacationing in Dark Harbor, I always have a Dark Harbor Dark and Stormy."
Official drink of Bermuda - Gosling Dark Rum and Ginger Beer - Fuks you up
Being face down in the sand, Paig-o and Bermuda sailing off into the sunset, 5 strong ones and you're shiiiiiiiifaced, fall on your spokes and brake your bike, invoking misconduct
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