deathkeg

When a Rockaway Beach, Queens lifeguard is unfortunate enough to have a patron drown on their watch he/she is obligated to buy a keg of beer for a party that is to be thrown in his/her honor, or dishonor, at which time there is good natured (hopefully) abuse as well as sympathy for the unlucky lifeguard.

Hey murderer, when's the deathkeg?