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1. A more powerful way of saying "delete"
2. A verb used by Uncle Dane that defines the word in the context that it's used. By "delet"ing someone out of existence.
3. A card in Magic: The Gathering that has the ability to (At the cost of any 6 mana,) reflect a spell, cancel a spell, remove a down buff, remove a creature, remove an enchantment, and (If used while enemy has <7 hp,) kill the opponent.
4. A card in Yu-Gi-Oh that sends all cards in your opponent's hand and on their board to the shadow realm.
5. Something you write on someone to expel them from the mortal realm.
6. The short circuit from team fortress 2
1. @: Yeah I had to get rid of the files, so I-
$: You gave it the fucking delet!?
@:yeah... It's gone forever, I'm sorry.
2. @: I beat his ass so hard I fucking sent his ass to the recycling bin.
#: Dude, he fucking vaporized in there, what the fuck!?
@: had to delet him, he was gonna delet me, man.
3. &: Oh you're not gonna like this.
@: DID YOU JUST FUCKING DELET ME, DELET ALL OF MY FUCKING CARDS, AND SET THE HP COUNTER ON FIRE?
&: WHAT'D I FUCKING SAY!?
@: I'M GONNA DELET YOUR ASSHOLE, DICK HOLE!
4. °: Did you really just do that?
#: you almost had exodia. I had to.
°: I HAD A FUCKING EXODIA COUNTER DECK YOU LARD ASS!
5. &: Hey look at this *skribble*
@: is that my pen?
&: *Dots* Doesn't matter now. Get fucked.
@ fades to very thin ashes.
6. !: look at this drop!
¥: Cool, wanna do a meta?
!: Sure. Delet this?
¥: Delet this.
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A phrase that went through Hillary Clinton’s head when she was checking her email; A term often used by Foxslayer57 that he says whenever he gets the chance
Foxslayer57: The other team is controlling me
Wpkoski & PortedData: that’s one of Rey’s abilities
Foxslayer57: DELETE IT!!!
Hillary Clinton: *checks email*
Hillary Clinton’s Thoughts: Delete it, do it
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The meme version of Delete it fat, the phrase is used when commenting on an image that one thinks should be removed, though most often for sarcastic reasons. Usually accompanied by a meme showcasing someone pointing a gun at something, in this case the original image.
*Sees offensive post*
*Posts meme*
*Types "Delet this" in chat along with meme*
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To utterly destroy someone in a fight, either in real life or in online games.
-After 3 guys all shot the same enemy in a game of COD
"Damn man, that dude just got deleted!"
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When you drink an alcoholic beverage so quickly that it essentially vanishes from existence. Also used to describe a person who gets obliterated by alcohol to the point that their brain essentially vanishes leading to an array of incomprehensible decisions and the person subsequently passing out before they make it to their bed.
"Buddy was just absolutely deleting beers last night "
"Dude, he was completely deleted by 11pm"
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A condition marked by an urge to clear your inbox by batch-deleting all your unread e-mail, regardless of content.
Your inbox is peppered with unread messages going back three months, because you only ever read messages that appear important at the time you're checking. Eventually, you become stressed out every time you open your email and see something like "New Messages (257)." You then have an attack of DELETITIS which involves selecting all unread messages and deleting them, regardless of sender or subject. Now it says "New Messages (0)." Now you're caught up.
On phone: “Sorry I missed the family reunion, Mom... Yes..., I kno... yes, Mom, I know you emailed me the date and time but I had deletitis last week. Yes it IS an excuse... Yes it is... Is too... Is too...”
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