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When you have a male genital pericing and your girl is blowing you and your piercing gets lodged in her throat.
My girl was blowing me last night and I Dick hooked her. It was like taking a fish off a hook.
After having sexual intercourse with your significant or fuck buddy. It was so “amazing” that you start crying over it/him.
Alex had sex with Jacob and now he’s dick hooked.
a term used to describe the unattractiveness of the opposite sex. Typically used by men in reference to women.
She is so ugly - not with hook's dick.
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when your penis while erect makes a hook shape because it leans to one side
girl, my man is like captian hook, in the pants that is.
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It is a rabbit penis from a rabbit. It is in a hook shape.
So how do rabbits reproduce?
They take out their hook dick.
Who's is it?
BB's.
Having a crescent shaped penis; almost banana shaped; being able to simultaneously wear out those sweet walls while destroying the cervix and/or uterus during that act of intercourse.
Captain hook dick really damaged my left labia during our last smash sesh.
A dick that is bent in almost a curved way. It is in fact a bad thing, as nobody would want a deformed dick.
He was already not too bright, but Elmer's Captain Hook dick really made her not want to date him.
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