Dickwatch

The act of wearing your dick like a wristwatch. Accomplished by stretching your dick over your wrist, as though it were a watch. For added effect a clock face can be drawn on your dick.

-Hey, man, you got the time?
-Hold on, lemme check

*pulls out dickwatch*
-You motherfucker.

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dickwatcher

A homosexual man

I caught that guy looking at my cock, he's probably a dick watcher.

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dickwatching

Dickwatching is any form of watching other men. Paying attention to how much money they've got, how much pussy they're getting, or generally engaging in any form of gossip.

Stuart: Damn, did you see Chad with that new girl on Thursday? I've never seen them together before..

John: Stop dickwatching.

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