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The process in which you submerge your genitalia in a jar of honey, then stick it in a wasps nest, then once your penis has become swollen you inject some black tar heroin where your genitalia used to be, afterwords you then use what's left of your pebis to fight off a rabid badger.
"Bro tonight ima dick honey today, how about you?"
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Matt jacked off under a Bradley shower and blew his dick-honey in my mouth!
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A girl that flirts with a guy but will never do anything with them and the guy will get friend zoned. Another example is when a girl plays with a guy’s head.
Dude she honey-dicked the fuck out of you last night.
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Honey Dick: the action of convincing a man to do things against his will by preying on his sexual impulses.
Hey dipshit, your girlfriend totally honey dicked you into buying her that Gucci bag.
I was honey dicked out of my car keys and now she won't answer my texts.
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When a cock starts dripping sweet-and-sour sauce out of the mushroom tip. An STD that is caused by having sex with a woman who has had a dirty cock bust a nut inside her sugar walls.
Bob: "Man, that sex last night was great but my cock has started leaking all kinds of sauce."
Kevin: "Man, you got yourself some of that HONEY DICK!"
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When someone screws you over, as if they put honey on their dick and fucked you in the ass.
Damn the teacher honey dicked us by not telling us that paper would be due today.
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When playing Warzone in Verdansk and you and your team set up an ambush on a ‘Loadout Drop’ or ‘Buy Box’.
“Hey Jim, we totally honey dicked the shit out of that team.” - “We sure did Gary, we sure did...”
“Those Jabronis fell right into our honey dick trap...”
“Hmmmmn, I reckon that’s probably been honey dicked bro...”
“Let’s set up a honey dick on that shit boys...”
“Honey dick it and they will come...”
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