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A personal temperature gauge. Every male has one.
"I stuck my dickometer in that bitch to see how hot she was."
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A device that is attachable to vaginas, and measure the amount of dick that the vagina gets. The measurement is in d/m (Dicks per minute). It is a very useful device and can be used for many purposes such as:
a. It helps keep track of how big a slut you truly are
b. Gurls can have dick offs/competition where there will be an objective judge
c. Proving your fat friend Janet, who claims she gets loads of D, is a fucking virgin
Just attached a DICKometer to my pussy, gotta get fuckin
It is where two men have a thermometer and they have it between both their cocks.
Hey, you putting that dickometer between my dong and yours?