dickul

dickul is applied and only applied when one is in need of determining the true meaning of the word lucid which appears backwards as dicul. Dicul is pronounced "dickul". There for dickul is not only the same as lucid but also and insult to whomever would like lucid to be part of their screen name.

dickulswordfish is a retarded screename

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Dickulate

When you check out a guy and speculate the length and girth of his dick. Experts who specialize in this artform are known as dick psychics.

"As my friend and I checked out the guy at the next table, we dickulated that he had a long, but skinny cock."

dickulator

A combination of a calculator and a dictionary. A term commonly used by high school geometry students.

George: "Dude I can't spell isosceles"
Bob: "Here, borrow my dickulator"

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dickulous

(adj.) 1. When a male is being an ass hole. 2. When a male's genitalia is extremely large.

1. Wow, my boyfriend is being dickulous because he flipped out at me for nothing. 2. Omg, that shlong is dickulous.

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Dickulous

To put the dicktisity with the audacity of the situation.

That was mad dickulous

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what the dickulous?

1. what in the world mixed with ridiculous.
2. what? that is riculous!
3. I can't believe my eyes that was redick!
4. the PG way to say what the !@#$ (you fill in the blank with your favorite 4 letter word)

dood1: hey bro dog.. why were you so late?

dood2: I my car was stolen!

dood1: what the dickulous?!? bro don't you live in like a gated community? AND who would want YOUR car?

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dickulator

When a sexy ass man has to calculate how long it has been since a woman has had sex. .

Heather

“I haven’t had sex in 6 months. I need to at least 5 times a week.”
Les

“ouch. that’s 260 times you missed!”
H “are you using a calculator?
L “nope, My hard & horny brain”
H “so, your dickulator?”
L “yup”