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The first name of NBA player Dikembe Mutombo. Possibly the best shot blocker in the 90's/early 00's.
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Spoken whenever someone is flat out denied and followed with a finger wag, whether it be getting a shot blocked or getting turned down by a friend for a beer. For added effect, the speaking of the word should be grunted with a frown.
"Hey dude, can you give me a beer, I'll owe you one."
"Dikembe!" (finger wag)
"Denied, ouch."
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to have been rejected in a most embarrassing manner, usually followed by having the rejector wag their finger in your face.
That girl totally dikembed his ass.
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When a guy wags his fingers back and forth rapidly against a girl's clitoris, reminiscent of the NBA Blocking King Dikembe Mutombo's stapled gesture used after blocking an opponents’ shot.
As she was bent over, the guy "Dikembe Mutombo'ed" her clitoris from behind and the girl immediately reached full climax.
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Named after the NBA player.
Covering you penis with smuckers chocolate magic shell and letting it harden. Then make your girl give you a blow job and tell her to bite through the shell. When she attempts to do this smack her in the face and wag you pointer finger from side to side as Dikembe Mutombo does when blocking a shot in basketball.
Dude I totally ran out of codoms yesterday but my bro Montana from publix hooked me up with some chocolate magic shell and i did The Dikembe Mutombo to Kenny Soler's mom.
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A retired Congolese American professional basketball player, last playing for the Houston Rockets of the NBA, now U.S. senator of Colorado. Mutombo at 7' 2", showed that he is still one of the most dominant big men in Congress, blocking a record 16 bills in one legislative session. Mutombo punctuated his final block, a clean rejection of the Criminal Justice Reinvestment Act, with his signature finger wag.
Sen 1: "This healthcare bill may not include the public option, however..."
Sen 2: "Get that weak-ass legislation out of my house!"
Sen 3: "He just Dikembe Mutomboed his punk ass."
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A Center in the NBA from the Democratic Republic of Congo. His full name is: Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean Jacque Wamutombo.
Nickname: Deke
Dikembe Mutombo speaks English, French, Spanish, Portuguese and five African dialects.
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