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Dildomer

A polymer with desirable physical properties for cheap & safe, mass industrial dildomaking that can be safely used anywhere from Death Valley to Antarctica

Dildochusetts Institute of Technology (DIT) has developed dildomer with amazing physical properties

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 20, 2021


Dildom

A DilDom is when a MILF puts a condom on her dildo. She then shoves it up her tight hole and moans gloriously during the orgasm.

Plumber: Need me to unblock any pipes?
MILF: No thanks, my dildom just did.

by geekybroadway July 28, 2016


dildomeer

Someone’s who’s such a dildo, they’re an advanced form

That guy over there is such a dildomeer

by handlesog December 21, 2020


dildom

Someone who is a complete dickhead who is stupid, irritating, or a ridiculous person, particularly a male thou also can be used for females but changed to dildonna.

1) Don’t be a god damn dildom Ryan!
2) What a fucking dildom, didn’t his mother teach him better.

by Spastistic Neighbor March 6, 2022