Ringa dingen

Midlife Crisis

When you find the bell of Ringa Dingen, In a can of soup. (The Ringa Dingen will choice you, cannot be found on demand)
But, once you accidentally choke on the bell of Ringa dingen, you will know it has chosen you, and that shall be the starting point of Ringa dingen/midlife Crisis

"I have finally been struck by the Ringa dingen man"

"I never chose to have the ringa dingen, it chose me."

Dingen

Dingen is a Dutch word that can literally be translated as "Things" or "Stuff" - being the plural of the Dutch word "Ding" (thing).

Dingen can be used very effectively as a placeholder word for when you do not what to say, or forget the word that you wanted to say. Here, the versatility of Dingen presents itself - becoming a replacement for any word in existence.

Scenario 1:

Man 1: "Honey, where did you keep the dingen?"

Woman 1: "I kept the dingen on the dingen next to the other dingen"

Man 1: "Ahh of course, that definitely clarifies dingen"

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Scenario 2

Person 1: "Do you like going to concerts?"

Person 2: "Dat is mijn lieblings dingen te doen (that's my favourite thing to do)"