doing the dog

Popular and traditional British game, doing the dog, (mostly played in the Wessex counties) whereby 2 players depart a pub and walk home in opposite directions. At regular intervals of 30 to 60 seconds player one will shout "Can you hear me now?" followed by an impression of a dog, wolf or other member of the canine family. Player 2 responds to his call with "YES, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!?" followed by his dog impression. The game continues until a) There is such a distance between players that they can no longer "hear me now", or b) one or both players are arrested.

Rosier to Holeman: "That was a good night see you later"
Holeman to Rosier: "Can you hear me now? AWRAHWRAHWRAHWRAH"
(They depart)
Rosier to Holeman: *I see Holeman has started a game of doing the dog* "YES, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? AWRAHWRAHWRAH"
...and so on

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Doing the dog

To goof off, slack off, fart around, and just be a lazy no good slug. Also known as Pounding the Pooch. Or in some cases, actually having sex with a dog.

"Look at that guy just sitting on his ass doing the dog. He must be saving his energy for his date with Fido."

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do-dog

A scared little punk who'll do whatever he's told.
Someone always running others people's errands, to please them.

"Stop being her do-dog, tell the b**ch to go get her own tampons!"

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slippery-do-dog

When one person sticks a wet finger into the anus of another person.
Usually used to intimidate or to get revenge.
Similar to a wet-willy, but more anal.

Bro #1: Dude, I heard that he just stole your gf!
Bro #2: That's it, I'm going to go give him a slippery-do-dog!

doing the dirty dog

the act of sexual intercourse with an animalistic attitude.

Mom: What was that noise last night?

Me: What noise?

Mom: It sounded like the window opened, and someone crawled in, and you inserted your tiny little birdy into a vagina. Son, Were you doing the dirty dog?

Me: Mom. Me and Alaina were doing the dirty dog.

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Do you own a dog?

A discreet phrase to get the fuck out! Or just leave a function.

"Sue Ann, do you own a dog?"
"Yes, Ariff I do"
*leaves*

Do your thang dog

Stop being lame af

Paul says to Jordan, "Do your thang dog".
Paul wants Jordan to stop being lame af and go to that comedy show with his friends.