don't swing that way

A phrase one uses when they don't want to or don't like doing a certain thing.

Mel: Damn check out Rick's nice ass
Bob: Uhh no thanks, I don't swing that way
Mel: You did last year with Mike
Bob: Shh, only that once...


Kevin: Hey Tom, We're going to tax shit from Wal-Mart, wanna come?
Tom: Sorry dude, i don't swing that way.
Kevin: Pussy
Tom: Mm Pussy, i DO swing THAT way.

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I don't swing that way

saying you ain't gay/lesbian

"yo did you and your best friend kiss ever?"
"No I dont' swing that way"

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I don't swing that way

basically saying you don't do something. More often than not, it's to clairfy about your sexual orientation, but down here, it's more of a "that ain't my thing" deal.

Wanna smoke?
Nah man, I don't swing that way.

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i don't swing that way

How to decline advice from a golf pro.

Golf pro: "You might want to consider following through more."

Golf enthusiast: "I don't swing that way, man"

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I don't swing that way

Meaning you not gay and never will be.

1st Guy: hey wanna go on a date?
2nd Guy: Man Fuck that shit i dont swing that way.

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