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A drunk shit is the first shit you take after a long night of drinking, which usually is a little more stinkier than normal
Lani: Man, I had like 4 shots of patron, 3 jack and cokes and a couple of jagerbombs last night... I think I need to take my drunk shit now.
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The shit you have to take the day after drinking a lot, where no amount of toilet paper will ever be enough.
"Dude, why are you walking funny?"
"I just took a drunk shit... Can I use your shower?"
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Whilst really drunk you shit your pants.
Guy1 "Dude Joey was drunk shitting last night at the party"
Guy2 "Uhh, that's nasty"
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When you're drunk enough to type but not drunk enough that even the really slutty trailer park girl at the party is fuckable to you.
"Hey man, I got drunk as shit last night on a few beers and decided to not fuck Stacey again. Fuck that bitch!"
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When your boyfriend gets too drunk and ends up shitting himself and puking in your room during your party.
Being shit drunk at a party should mean never going back to that place and probably high time to move out of state from the mess that was made!
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The act of getting so drunk that you don't know nor care that you have just totally shit you pants, usually with a sticky burning goo.
Dude did you see that loser, he was was pants full of shit drunk.
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The person who comes already a little drunk and just wants to get mor drunk. They're the loud and clumsiest one.
Example 1:
PERSON1- Kaycee is acting so crazy tonight.
PERSON2- I think she is way to drunk.
KAYCEE- hey guys I'm drunk ass shit.