dtj

"Dtj" is an acronym which stands for the phrase "don't tell John." This phrase is typically used when someone has stated something which could prove detrimental if heard by John, who would undoubtedly in turn tell his mother who would then tell the speaker's mother.

Speaker 1: "So, did you and the swiss finally spank the monkey last weekend?"
Speaker 2: "Hellz yea! Dtj, btw."
Speaker 1: "Lolz, poor John..."

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dtj

down to jam, want to party

tonight im dtj

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/dtj

lying about your age as a joke

person one: i’m not 15, i’m actually 31 /dtj
person two: i can’t believe you.

DtJ

an acronym for 'down to jog' used when people are tired of slowly walking a normal route or if they have missed a their scheduled bus

Guy 1: Yooo shit, damn 16 left again...

Guy 2: Ah crap, i hate walking its too slow, DtJ?

Guy 1: Ya lets go.

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DTJ

acronym stainding for "Don't tell Jen". Used most often in the context of a culinary-oriented conversation, it indicates the desire to not divulge any information regarding a food item to Jen, lest she appropriates and devours it.

hey Tom, I got these incredible cookies from home the other day. DTJ ok?

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DTJ

Down to Jetpack -- see jetpacking

Sydney is only half as tall as her boyfriend and she is always DTJ.

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DTJs

(Drop Trou Jeans) Pants that are "Larger" than the wearer, and the tops of their underwear can be seen. Plus they must constantly keep them from falling so they won't trip.

Damn, I 'd love that guy's DTJs "ONE" good yank, and see him "Fall" on his ass!

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