dumbons

noun. the weightless, invisible, more prevelant of the intellect subatomic particles that obirt the heads of non-smart individuals. They can be lost by reading a book or doing math.

They are the opposite of smarticles

It's a whole lot of dumbons in Nadine and Courtney's Room.

dumbonics

The language of choice for those who try to speak intelligently by using words they do not understand and end up sounding dumb as f***. Very common among the ex-spouse species.

I don't understand your ex-wife. Does she speak dumbonics?