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The 2016 elected the Lord of Portugal for Eternity, after scoring the goal against France in the 2016 Football Euro Cup Final in France. Forever he will be the in the minds of the portuguese people as the guy that actually made them win something in football, with a quite shity team...
Ronaldo is very good, but he will never be like Eder.
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A straight beast. Knows how to play his women and never get caught. Creates the illusion of being sweet, nice, caring, and loving. Secretly, he doesn't give a fuck. He just wants that poon and trust me, he will get it. Great at sports. Loves fighting 'cause he's good at it and can kick ass. Handsome devil but just because of his dashing looks, doesn't mean he can't kick your ass. Dude is a champ. He'll fuck you up. This guy is nothing but a boss. If a girl ever gets through to him and takes your emotions, marry that bitch 'cause she's the one.
Guy1: Have you seen Eder's new chick? She's hot as fuck. That kid gets puss.
Guy2: Fuck, I know. His last girl was the hottest chick in the neighborhood. Does he ever stop?!
Guy1: Did you see that one dude who he fucked up?! It was hilarious. Almost twice his size and he knocked his ass to the floor, like always though.
Guy2: Damn. I wish I was an Eder. That would be the life.
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An ederic is a bad bitch with a phat ass one of the best white girls but be warned ederics can be total divas.
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“Ederic”, a girl who cries for anything, eats and cries, laughs and cries, speaks and cries, lives and cries. shit, stop crying.
X: “are you crying again? you are a fucking Ederic!”
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also referred to as "ed". never says anything but "fuck you/shuddup" and "im sooo fucked, i hate ms daniels"
Hey Ed whats up?
Shuddup! I'm fucked with my homework.
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Being completely useless. Having the qualities of a complete moron. Often confused with raging homosexuals and the homeless.
Also can be used as a verb for someone who engages in activities that involve consuming and destroying.
Holy balls batman that man was utterly eder.
That man totally edered that shit.
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one who plays excessive amounts of violin, building up his anger, resulting in an extremely violent jerky attack filled with vehement swings and jabs with the arms and hands
hey eeeeeeee-durrrrr, what's that thing on your face?
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