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Edjumacated

To lernt new things.

"Phonicks dun good for mee, im edjumacated!"

by ReZeroX November 18, 2003

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Edjumacated

To know and understand information that is completely and totally irrelovent and not useful in any situation.

That very edjumacated man told me about how elmo got his hair red.

by Foxtrot June 7, 2004

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edjumacation

Education within the hegemonic paradigm, but in the context of an appropriately limited valuation thereof.

I'm off to Brown to gets my edjumacation, and when I come back, I'll be the smartest asshole at Burger King.

by professor longhair April 5, 2005

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edjumacate

teach, skool, a street perversion of "educate"

Yo, skeech, edjumacate me on this new Glock.

by Poemtree January 18, 2006

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edjumacation

edjumacation - a learning discipline employed by ugly heterosexual high school gym teachers who tutor after school sexually repressed students who are late comers to puberty and EDGE them slowly with unlubricated foot jobs over the course of a school year to their first explosive orgasm, a coming of age ceremony generally witnessed by the entire class that takes place from the foul line of the basketball court with the intention of hitting five to seven shots in a row that would be total swishes except the first one would clog the net totally until it flows over the edge of the rim, to be licked up by the night janitor.

"I don't care if I don't play football and get to go to the prom with my steroid shriveled testicles, I'm getting a good edjumacation."

by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020

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Edjumacated

The real definition of "edjumacated" is when you've been taught useless things/facts.

"Did you know bears have fur?" asked John.
"Great, now I'm edjumacated," Jill muttered.

by Zwandee April 12, 2023