Enragement Child

An Enragement Child is a child born out of hatesex with a significant other. Usually, this child is an accident, but not always. This word originated from the fangame 'Five Nights at Fuckboys'.

Freddy Fazbear: (To Balloon Boy) "Inhale my Dong, Enragement Child".

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Enragement Child

A child who was overly defiant and resorts to becoming a juvenile delinquent fuckboy because he cannot bond with his stepparent whatsoever, even if they are the coolest person ever. S/he constantly blames all their misery on that parent, and is source of frustration for a marriage, often because s/he wants it to end. These children require a lot of therapy, and maybe a good ass-whooping to learn some respect.

"Dude, Josh is such an Enragement child, his stepdad is really cool and yet he just goes out of his way to avoid him.

I know right? What a fuckboy!"

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enragement child

No one is quite sure what exactly an enragement child is, but we sure as hell want to start using this phrase as soon as possible.
From gaming parody "Five Nights at Fuckboy's."

Inhale my dong enragement child.

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enragement child

A child that behaves in such an aggravating manner that you wish you could make them choke on your dick to shut them up.

<Child, annoying you while you want to take a nap> "HELLO FRIEND! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME THINGS?"
<You, wishing the child went to play somewhere else and left you alone once and for all> "Inhale my dong, enragement child."

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Enragement child

Child created out of anger

Enragement child is common in the side's family

INHALE MY DONG ENRAGEMENT CHILD

In reference to the game "Five Nights at Fuckboy's."

BB: HELLO FRIEND WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY THINGS
FREDDY: INHALE MY DONG ENRAGEMENT CHILD

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