facelicker

Someone whose favorite pastimes are standing too close, wiping their contaminated hands on their face, and licking other facelickers' faces.

Avoid that facelicker over there, he's a virus waiting to happen.

facelick

The act of licking someones face against their will.

Often done by those known as Greg

"Dude! I just got facelicked!"

"Was it by Greg?"

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