A epically pitiful, sad and lame organized event attended and appreciated by loooosers.
Steve's high school birthday parities were always epic faillapaloozas where a few losers giggled over a single can of beer, his dad's old Victoria'a Secret catalog and ultimately spent most of their time mass debating over PC vs Mac OS.
The company Christmas party is a faillapalooza for reluctant department heads & their sycophants.