A fanny scrounger is a person, so addicted to fanny that they will literally shag anything that gets them aroused. This ranges from other people all the way to animals, the deceased and fat women ( its impressive how people can even find the fanny on some of these land whales )
βDid you see Neil the other day banging Doris the diabetic bird from Lincoln, heβs such a fanny scroungerβ
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