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A person who frequently faps.
That Marcus, he's such a fapster, his floors are all dirty and his carpets are stained.
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A man or woman who has a unique but natural constant obsession with hitting meat.
"since she has become widowed she has become a fapster"
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someone who wanks (faps) a lot.
"dude your such a fapster, your floors are all dirty and the carpets are stained"
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A fapster is a fapper and hipster; someone who loves nerd stuff but eats vegan and is way smarter/more intellectual than you.
That guy on the apple commercials, not the PC one, he seems like a real fapster.
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A new Generation-Z definition of a man/boy who masturbates more than twice a day which is not normal.
Ayush.S: Woah look at that thick a** that girl has
Me: Fap off to that you bloody Fapster
1) A fat Hipster
2) A person so engrossed in the trappings of being a hipster, they don't realise what a jerk-off they have become.
Wow! Grant is so wrapped up in finding the Great Undiscovered Craft Beer and looking for goat-cheese poutine that he can't see how much of an insufferable Fapster he's being. Will; give his head a shake.
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A person who has already fapped to the picture you just linked.
<nobody> random_picture_involving_dead_parrot.jpg
<derp> I'd fap to that
<fapster> already fapped that!
<derp> you're such fapster
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