Fartens is always plural noun. It describes those tiny, delicate farts that are rarely heard or smelled by others, but which make you smile.
Today, I experienced fartens in the elevator and was so glad I was alone.
I smiled as my fartens were expelled as I sang in the choir.
something not only fattening but gives you gas as well.
Dude-- eating too much spaghetti can be fartening....
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something that makes you fart, as opposed to "fattening" being something that makes you fat.
don't eat beans before a date, because they are fartening.
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Farting in the act of being frightened.
Jo stepped on the cats tail and she fartened
The process of farting an object is called the fartening. The past tense for it is "fartened."
Jim: "yo guys today I am going to play minecraft"
John: "have you fartened your PC"
Jim: "whoops, time to do the fartening!"
People who fart, sneeze, and fuck at the same time.
Did you just Fuck Farten on me breh?
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a funny word that sounds like it would be german
person A: wow what a poopen farten
person B: so relatable