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Ferking is a nautical term derived from the or pearl punishment of the chief / cook or ships mate who spoils the food being prepared. This could be buring the food, letting it go off or failing to ensure th Ferk (barrel lid) is securely fastened, so as to preserve the stored perishables for the voyage. Ferking is done like applied punishment, with the use of paddles and other instruments in both S&M today and in the discipline in olden days.
Today it's more commonly used as a less offensive alternative to Fucking (Forniction under the command of the King) as a derogatory swear word for implied sexul performance. In any case Ferking still replicates the expression of disappointment and disapproval of a person, situation.
You are Ferking terrible at cooking.
The Cook didn't put the Ferk on properly and the fruit has turned. He's getting a good Ferking for that.
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Someone: Bob has recently became a ferk to me over the past month.
Someone 2: Cool, no one gives a fuck.
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1. Ferk. Ferking. Ferker. Slightly softer and comical alternative for "fuck.
2. Apparently a tribe on Dungeons and Dragons.
Origins not known, but probably made up by myself in a drunken stupor and didn't exist until I posted it here. :-)
Ferk you you ferking ferker.
Shut the ferk up.
I'm gonna ferk that cumslut until she implodes.
Joo is a ferking ha><0r.
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Verb; ferk, ferked, ferker, ferking, to ferk.
To go through someone's possessions confined within a space, such as a drawer or a bag.
'Why are you ferking through my drawers?'
'I need to ferk through your cupboards'
'I caught him ferking through all my drawers'
'I ferked through her handbag, but I only found tampons'
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Marshall: nechci do ลกkoly
Nicki: as ferk.
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fucking jerk. usually used in front of parents to hide the real meaning of the term
Oh magawd man, my boss is a ferk!
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OG Granny D. Hood's favorite word. Has unlimited meanings and uses.
I don't give a ferk.; You ain't go no furkin' sense boy!